Fabiola Figures It Out ...

Well first,

It is now a known fact that a gal should never mix Sugar Free Red Bull (one of Fabiola's favorite beverages) with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. Trust Fabiola, just don't do it.

Now Diet A&W Root Beer and Captain Morgan's is a good mix.

Second, Mary (Fabiola's Largely Fabricated Alter Ego) has been bummed all day.

She was remembering the passing of a really, truly, wonderful disaster of a dog.

Even the effervescence of Fabiola can't counter act that. The last two links in the above post, however come close. Read them too.