Sunday, August 19, 2007

Why Marriages Lasted Longer Back When

It is a known fact that marriages lasted longer in the fifties and sixties because of' women's foundation garments.
Not talking about that whole male, visual, keep him interested lingerie hogwash. I mean, make the clothes look good rubber and steel pallet strapping monstrosities that kept us cinched in and hoisted up in a way that only Rube Goldberg could have imagined, girdles. Worked like a twitch does on a horse when you are trying to saddle them for the first time. The best way to distract a creature from something unpleasant is to have them wear something worse. My take on the subject.

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